The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

The power to explode on the moon

The power to get an erection watching gay porn

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

the ability to make something that docent exists

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The ability to de-carbonate soda

the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

The ability to perpetually masturbate.

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

the power to go into a coma

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!