The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!