I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to die

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!