the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!