The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to poo.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power of bullet atraction

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the power to seduce hats

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!