The power of bullet atraction

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to explode on the moon

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power of eating from ears.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!