The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to see through glass

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!