the power of being yourself

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to shed hair

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!