The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to fail

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!