The power to only make burnt toast

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to jerk off

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to swim in water.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!