- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The ability to not have a super power.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The Power to fart glitter

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

to be shitty

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to push "pull" doors

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

Pointless Super Powers