The power to eat your poop

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to go suicide

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to die at will

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!