- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

to be shitty

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to die when you die

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

Pointless Super Powers