- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

the ability to type slower.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to lick your elbow.

the power of being yourself

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to exhale clouds.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

Pointless Super Powers