- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

the power to turn into amy rose

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

the power to complete math exercises

The ability to not have a super power.

The power drown in water

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The Power to fart glitter

the power to kill yourself

Pointless Super Powers