- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to not exercise.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

X ray vision on chairs

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

Pointless Super Powers