- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the ability to manually control your breathing

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to eat food.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power to uncontrally boop

Pointless Super Powers