The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to write a country song

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!