the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to have a power

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to divide by zero

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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he power to make mistakes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!