The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

the powre to spel

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to breathe oxygen.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power of writte with our feets.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

thumb_up thumb_down +20

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to find pokemon attractive

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

thumb_up thumb_down -94

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

thumb_up thumb_down +177

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

thumb_up thumb_down +161

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

thumb_up thumb_down +155

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

thumb_up thumb_down +147

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

thumb_up thumb_down +147

The power to strangle yourself to death

thumb_up thumb_down +139

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

thumb_up thumb_down +127

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The ability to turn cement into pudding

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

thumb_up thumb_down +115

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!