The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

the powre to spel

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

The power to breathe oxygen.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to strangle yourself to death

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!