The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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the power to misspell

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the powre to spel

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!