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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.
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The ability to abruptly end conversations.
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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired
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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.
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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses
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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.
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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet
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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)
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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.
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Nipple Radar.
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The power to have a power
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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.
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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire
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the power to talk to your elbow
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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )
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the power to kiss your own ass
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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name
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The power to divide by zero
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he power to make mistakes
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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..
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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.
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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)
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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.
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The power to see through things that are invisible.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!