the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to jerk off

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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Nipple Radar.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!