The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to fail

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to waste time reading this.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!