The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to become yourself

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!