the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to touch your toes

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The power of self mind control

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!