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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.
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Having the power of a normal human
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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country
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The ability to push doors marked "pull"
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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.
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to spelle caretly
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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma
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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.
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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye
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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.
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The power to know who farted at any time.
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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out
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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito
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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.
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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity
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The power to Google "Google".
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The power of self mind control
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The power to touch your toes
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the power to turn O2 into CO2
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The power to shit 1 penny per every year
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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.
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The power to make yourself forget your life
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Every time you clap some one dies
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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!