the power to turn into nothing.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!