Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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Acid tears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!