The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!