The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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Stop clapping

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to plank

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to control sloths

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The power to die while dieing

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God tier Waste of Space

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power to see into the present.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!