- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a gamer

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

the power to be super ugly

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The ability to see through insects.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to freeze ice

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to breath Oxygen

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

Pointless Super Powers