The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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To pee standing up.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to like this power

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!