To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!