the power to read captchas

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to not see ads

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!