The power to become famous on vine

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to die at will.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the ability to type slower.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!