The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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to die when you are happy

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to lock open doors

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to get hard at will.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!