- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to manually control your breathing

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to eat food.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power to uncontrally boop

to die when you are happy

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to lock open doors

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

Pointless Super Powers