The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to die early.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!