The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!