The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to be wrong

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to take a crap.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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the power to move something right next to you

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!