- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The ability to not have a super power.

The power drown in water

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to survive at absolute zero

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to kill yourself

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

The power to be a woman

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to make clean socks dirty.

Pointless Super Powers