The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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the power to control urine

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!