The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to die.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!