The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to know where the beef is

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!