The power to walk on two legs

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!