The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to start time.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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to die when you are happy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!