The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power to be powerless

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!