The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power of micro penis.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!