The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to see air

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!