The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to shed hair

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!