the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to die

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!