- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The abilitie to lick your elbow.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to smell farts from miles away

The ability to understand women!!

The power to imagine a new colour

The power to like any show

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to fart upon command.

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

Immunity to medication

The power to thumb up your own comments.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

Pointless Super Powers