The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!