The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!