the power to fly for a second

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!