The ability to smell colors

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The power to be stupid

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to be dead

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!