The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to fail

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!