the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to stand still for five hours

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have a power.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!