The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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make youself dumb

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!