The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power of women's rights.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!