the power to like charlie

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to walk through air.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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levi Hahne is gay

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to turn into random objects

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!