The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to fail

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to attract bullets.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!