- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat your poop

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

The power to smell farts from miles away

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

power to blow up your own head only once,

The ability to read your own mind

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

Having the power to stand still

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

Pointless Super Powers