- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

to do nothing

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

Immunity to curable diseases.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

Pointless Super Powers