The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to police irony

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to have hindsight.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!