to die when you are happy

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to die.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!