The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!